BACK

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But 
the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his 
ears. As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he was very self-conscious 
about his having no ears. 

Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the 
insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so 
he decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own a 
business. So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer 
firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he 
decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. 

He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The 
first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last 
question for this first candidate was "Do you notice anything unusual 
about me?" The guy said, "Now that you mention it, you have no ears." 
The man got really upset and threw the guy out. 

The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was
much better than the first. Again, to conclude the interview, the man 
asked the same question again, "Do you notice anything unusual about 
me?" The guy also noticed, "Yes, you have no ears." The man was really 
upset again, and threw this second candidate out. 

Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better 
than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he 
wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, "Do you notice 
anything unusual about me?" The guy replied "Yeah, you`re wearing 
contact lenses." 

Surprised, the man then asked, "Wow! That`s quite perceptive of you! How
could you tell?" 

The guy burst out laughing and said, "You can`t wear glasses if you 
don`t have any ears!"