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At the Race Track

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. The group was accompanied by two female teachers.

During the tour, some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys approached the teacher and explained that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having little choice, she went into the men's washroom and hoisted the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.

When she hoisted one of the boys, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well hung for a young, elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said.

"No ma'am" he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Midnight Runner.