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A couple is having trouble taking care of their elderly father, as
both of them work. After a long discussion they have decided that he
would be taken care of better in a retirement home. After a long search 
the couple had decided on a nice home and took the old man there so he 
could check it out. 

When they entered the facility they sat the old man down in the lobby
as they had to fill out paperwork with the administrator.

After a few minutes, the old man started to lean to the left. He got
about about 45 degrees over when a nurse passing by straightened him
up. "There you go, Sir" and she walked away.

A couple of minutes after that, the old man started to lean to the
right. He had almost reached another 45 degrees when an orderly grabbed 
him and said "Here be careful, don't want to fall over." and walked 
away.

Minutes later the old man began to lean foward when his kids walked
back with the administrator. The administrator seeing the old man
leaning foward quickly righted him.

The couple assured that their father liked the placed asked him what
he thought of it.

The old man just looked at them and replied, "Its okay, but what does a 
guy have to do to fart around here!"