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A guy finds a magic lamp on the beach. The genie informs him that he 
gets three wishes, but whatever he gets his wife gets two of.

"How about $1,000,000?" he asked. "You now have $3,000,000 in your 
joint account" said the genie. "I've always wanted a Benz, how about 
that?"
 
"In addition to a new three car garage, you have three Mercedes Benz."

For the last wish he had to think for a minute, "...could you beat me 
half to death?"