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Tickle Me Elmo

      A women desperately looking for work goes into Erwin.
The Personal Manager goes over her resume and explains to her
that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her.  The woman
answers that she really needs work and will take almost
anything.  The Personal Manager hums and haws and finally
says he does have a low skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo"
line and nothing else.  The woman happily excepts.  He takes
her down to the line and explains her duties and that she
should be in for 8:00 AM the next day.

     The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personal
Manager's door.  The "Tickle Me Elmo" line manager comes in
and starts ranting about the woman just hired.  After
screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the
assembly line is the Personal Manager suggested he show him
the problem.

     Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos
are backed up from here to kingdom come.  Right at the end of
the line is the woman just hired, she has pulled over a roll
of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of
marbles.  They both watch as she cuts a little piece of
fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sowing them between
Elmo's legs.

     The personal managers starts to kill himself laughing and
finally after 20 minutes of rolling around he pulls himself
together and walks over to the new employee and says: "I'm
sorry I guess you misunderstood me yesterday.  What I wanted
you to do was give Elmo two test tickles."