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Unfortunately, due to the litigious nature of the world these days, our real disclaimer is: 

Information presented on this site should not be taken as more than food for thought. The information, links, recommendations, and implications contained in this site are comments and opinions at best and should not be taken, used, or followed without personal consultation with the site owner.  

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